Hello and welcome to TIBY New( Tided Brings it to YOU) I am Sam von Artichoke and I am Jim Bob Fraggalmuffin

The amazing Tidish alternative singers The Crashing Cranberry's play for the colossal Soap Sud, in his Shampoo Bottle House. They were performing a special number called, "Why Can't We Settle This Over a Cup of Juice?" This song was made just shortly after the 9-11 attacks of 2001 as an act of antiterrorism!!! The Soap Sud was angered by this and ordered the band to be taken away. They weren't seen again. Being the lead suspect of kidnapping and /or murder the Soap Sud has been taken into custody. His accomplice proves to be the lead singers Ex-wife! The singers claim to be all right but we are still unsure of their where about. NEWS FLASH!! THIS JUST IN!! The bodies of the band have been found in a pile of used boots just out side of Bounty Land. Now, we will go to Jim Bob Fragglemuffin! Jim Bob! Jim Bob! JIM BOB!!!!!!!!.

Earlier this morning, the security guards at the community jail found the Soap Suds jail cell was empty! They immediately went to the surveillance room and saw that the Soap Sud had washed the cell to nothing! The authorities have been contacted and are in a search of a 555 square mile premises. There have been no signs of the Soap Sud anywhere but he did leave a plane ticket to Snuggle City!!!!! I'm Jim Bob Fragglemuffin for TBIY news,

back to you Sam, thank you Jim Bob now a bottle in distress all this and more after the break I'm Sam von Artichoke TBIY news

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Now we're back with more news on the Crashing Cranberry's death and disappearance. We have found the Soap Sud! Yes, the Soap Sud has been caught and placed in a special shampoo bottle that he can't escape from. We found him just outside of Snuggle City getting ready to board a plane to New Mexico! There seems to be no motive for kidnapping or murder, but we have some experts working the case, so we should uncover any secrets if there are any the Soap Sud has to hide! The funeral for the band will be held March 21, 2003 at the Knox United Church in Rainy River Ontario. The experts working the mental case on the Soap Sud have concluded that he is perfectly sane, but they have discovered the motive for murder on the band. Apparently the Soap Sud was having an affair with the lead singers ex-wife and was angered when the press gave him no publicity when the divorce between the couple when on being he was part of the reason why the couple divorced in the first place. The judge working the case has not yet decided weather to give the Soap Sud the lethal injection, spend the rest of his life in jail, or sentence both the ex-wife and the Soap Sud to a life in jail",Well Jim Bob its nice to see you back from Bounty Land!" "Thank you Sam, well I'm happy this case is wrapped up, just another celebrity murder!!! This is Jim Bob Fragglemuffin and Sam van Artichoke for TBIY news. Bringing you right to the scene of the crime and keeping you up to date on the latest details on mystery and scandals.